About Michelle Kevil

Do you really want to know? Instead of boring you with this information in a time-line I’ll give it to you Alanis Morissette style.

 

I’m a bitch.

If you ever want to know what I’m thinking – regardless of what I’m saying, just look at my face.

I’M NOT A POKER PLAYER!

And I can’t, won’t, and don’t care to try and hide it.

But that doesn’t mean that I’m not likable or that I don’t like people 😉

 

I’m a lover. There is such a thing as a soul mate. We have the same taste in music, clothes, furniture, parenting styles, money, cars, colors, sour cream…ok, not sour cream. And can you believe there’s a 16 year difference?!

 

 

 

I’m a child.

I’m a math teacher, enough said, but it’s my mom’s fault – she’s one too. I’m also an only child (with 3 children of my own, 2 step children, and a daughter-in-law), and a Capricorn.I don’t have enough time or money for the amount of therapy I need for all those issues. Thank goodness I’ve rubbed off on my mom as much as she had rubbed off on me. Now I can just call the pro at the country club and put wine in her golf account!

 

I’m a mother.

It’s not that I don’t love my children, I just love when they are making me look good at someone else’s house – more. I expect a lot out of my kids…And I’m not into conventional parenting. (Much to my mother’s chagrins.)My children have started calling me by my first name because I refuse to answer to mom – especially at sporting events. I feel like I’m 10 again when they use my middle name. Besides – MomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMom won’t fit on a name tag when I go to “a meeting”.

 

I’m a sinner.

If you know me, you know I’m never without a big plastic tumbler glass. In the morning it’s coffee, after working out it’s water, at sporting events…Who am I kidding…there’s always a chance of it being vodka – regardless of the time of day. And for the record – a bottle of wine fits in a tumbler glass. (Good to know for back to back soccer games!)

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I’m a saint.

No comment, I don’t want to get struck by lightning and you probably don’t want to know my opinion on religion.

 

And I do not feel ashamed!

 

I hope you tolerate me long enough to laugh with me (or at me – whatever works)!

And if you know me – you know I have ALL 21 of these problems.

 

~KEVIL